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Music...
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The album we recorded in May 2000, Tales From the Vortex. It includes all the songs you know and love (most of them...) and some others too.
Each CD is $10, and can be purchased at one of our shows. Can't make a showdate? They are also available here in Eugene at House of Records
and Face the Music. Want one by mail? E-mail me for more info! Sorry, SOLD OUT
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The album we recorded from June to August 2002, Get Your Rocks Off. This album includes staples from our current live set -
rock, punk, pop, attitude, swagger - all in one package and ready for your CD player. Discs are $10 at our shows, and can also be purchased at House of Records, the Record Garden, and Face the Music here in Eugene. Want one by snail-mail? E-mail me!
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The Courtesy Clerks T-shirts!
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"Spacewoman" Courtesy Clerks Tees! Guaranteed to make any girl "hot"*, any guy look like a badass, and "they look great on the floor next to my bed" (haha). Spacewoman tees are professionally printed on heavyweight shirts and we currently have them available in black and white, in sizes from small to XXL and girlie ("babydoll") shirts in small through large. Shirts are $10 each, pick one up at one of our shows or E-mail me!
* Pictures of a "hot" girl in one of our shirts to come soon...
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"Old No.7" Courtesy Clerks Tees! These shirts say it all and then some. Specially designed for easy removal when making out or otherwise "gettin' it on". No.7 shirts are available only in the offical rock and roll color of black, in sizes from small to XXL and girlie ("babydoll") shirts in small through large. Shirts are $10 each, pick one up at one of our shows or E-mail me!
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Who's wearing our shirts?
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On the left is Brian Johnson of AC/DC wearing one of our shirts. Says Brian, "For those about to rock, we salute The Courtesy Clerks!" Thanks!
On the right is none other than Britney Spears, what can we say? We had no idea Britney had even heard of us, but we appreciate her support. Thanks!
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On the left is Kevin Dubrow of Quiet Riot. Kevin says, "The Courtesy Clerks are gonna bang your head harder!". As you can see, Kevin cut off the sleeves of his Tee to make a "muscleman" shirt. Thanks!
On the right are some enthusiastic fans giving the "thumbs up" to their new Courtesy Clerks shirts. Thanks!
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On the left are Mary-Kate and Ashley! These sweet, hot, young, innocent, just-turned-eighteen girls sure know how to party, and it's with the Clerks! It's great to know that they are fans. Thanks!
On the right are Jack and Kelly Osbourne! Hey, if you're going to live entirely off of your dad's fame, you might as well look good doing it, right? Thanks gang!
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The Courtesy Clerks Stickers!
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Specially engineered with a sticky-type substance that holds the sticker wherever you put it! Put 'em on your window, your girlfriend's car, your ex-girlfriend's car, the door of the record store, your cat... stickers are made of vinyl and are 8.5" x 1.5". Two designs to choose from, so choose wisely... stickers are $2 each!
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© The Courtesy Clerks, 2002, 2003, 2004.
This website is maintained and designed by Ron
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