Welcome to the official home of The Courtesy Clerks on the 'net, www.thecourtesyclerks.com. Many thanks to LeBron Johnson for his ever continuing photo contributions to the site. More updates and information will be posted as it comes.

I'm a rocker, I'm a roller, I'm a right-out-of-conroller...

I'm a wheeler, I'm a dealer, I'm a wicked-woman stealer...

Well what's going on? Thanks to everyone who saw at the Eugene Celebration! A great crowd hungry for rock and roll for sure. 3 Inch Max, Starantula, and PB Army were great, we all had a real good time, eh?

Our next show is on Saturday, October 2nd at the Wetlands here in Eugene with Murdock and Attack Ships on Fire! Come and have some fun with us, more details to come soon.

I posted some new images of us at the Indigo District in the Pictures section, take a look.

Here's one for ya: After months and months of research, drinking, and writing, the Synergy Music Mag is now available! As the man says: "it's called Synergy Music Magazine, it will be available starting Friday the 14th (end of next week), it's totally FREE, and people can pick one up at John Henry's, the Wetlands, and many other Eugene bars, music stores, coffee shops, etc. etc. Also, it's full color and has a nifty 6-page feature spread about you guys." How's that eh? Sounds cool to me, make sure to pick up a copy!

After many requests, we finally have girlie ("Babydoll") shirts available! Mmm, you girls would look so good in one of our shirts, fit so tight wrapped around your body, I can't barely contains myself! Available in sizes small through large, in both the No.7 and Spacewoman designs, see the Merch section... yum.

Heaven is a Heavy Set of Wheels - Ladies and gentlemen, it is with great pleasure that we introduce to our new gig van Snowblind (a.k.a. The Snow Princess, China White, Great White Buffalo, Courtesy Van, etc.)! It's huge, white in color, and gets a whole 15 miles-per-gallon (on a good day, going downhill), so when you see the big white monster coming your way watch out. Mostly because I can barely park the thing. My beloved Volkswagen can now go into retirement as our gig vehicle.

Download Me: Here are a couple of songs direct from our album Get Your Rocks Off plus a live excerpt of another. These may take a couple minutes, so hang on tight...

Pinball Queen

Star Wars

Crazy Hot Girl (Live)

Located in the Interact section of the site we have our messageboard where you can post any comments or questions you might have. While you're there you can fill out our survey too. Got it?

Keep tuned in as more rock is coming your way soon...